I shall call him...... mini me
It has come to my attention that there is a conspiracy to take over
mainland Europe using clones of me, one has been spotted in Germany,
pictures & a video of him dancing it's clear to see that he is a badly
done clone or my father was very "fruitful" when in Europe. Because
not only is the one in Germany reports
of a half German half French clone of me living in Paris (if I
remember correctly, I might not as I was up all last night working on
my final report).
So there are 2 known clones of me running around Europe,& causing havoc no doubt.